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Engineering Redneck Questions of the Day...
Q.) How much does a house weigh and
How much can a rural two-lane bridge Hold???
How much can a rural two-lane bridge Hold???
SO! WOULD
THIS BE COVERED BY HOUSE INSURANCE, CAR INSURANCE, OR, DOES
IT COME UNDER ROADSIDE ASSISTANCE???
* See answer below
THIS BE COVERED BY HOUSE INSURANCE, CAR INSURANCE, OR, DOES
IT COME UNDER ROADSIDE ASSISTANCE???
* See answer below==
I think they should just finish the sun deck.... 
yea...thats a good spot for the house :-)
its waterfront!
its waterfront!
A redneck covered bridge...
All the materials are at hand too! Knock out the endwall so you can have access to the garage.
Only engineering problem I see is that there ain't 'nough boys stannin' around lookin' at it yet....
Only engineering problem I see is that there ain't 'nough boys stannin' around lookin' at it yet....
Aww, shoot. Jes' wait a minnit and some Good Ole' Boy will be past in a F-150 with about forty foot of log chain. He'll git that thang outta there in nothin' flat!
Well, there's plenty of material just sitting there in the water. Stone is nice.
Pretty tough house, anyway.
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*WOULD THIS BE COVERED BY HOUSE INSURANCE, CAR INSURANCE, OR, DOES
IT COME UNDER ROADSIDE ASSISTANCE ???
IT COME UNDER ROADSIDE ASSISTANCE ???
None of those.
This comes under a real estate bonanza.
Waterfront property, magnificant view with egress to both sides of the water.
Good fishing while sitting on your pourch or out the acess door to the water.
RIght on main thoroughfare, easy access to nearby metropolious.
Submit sealed bid.
No offers under $300,000 accepted.
Down payment of $30,000 required with bid, returnable if bid is rejected.
Upon receipt of bid, pictures of beatiful location will be sent, along with directions and a time an place to finalize the contract.
Owner must sell fast so, submit your bid early.
Refused offers, the $30,000 earnest money will be returned within twenty four hours by certified insured express mail.
Possession can be taken immediately for the lucky winner of the accepted bid, upon finalization of payment arrangements for the remaining $270,000.
Hurry, this beautiful natural grassy lawn and water access with living room overlooking the water, and fishing rights will not be available for long.
Signed.
Catchem & Cheatum
Attorneys at Law
Whitewater Developement Company.
P.S. All our secretaries wear blue dresses and are willing to please our customers needs.
Especially those with a firm grasp of the english language, and able to understand the meaning of the word "is"
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