I've been reading ULtH. Is this posted anywhere else besides this
group?
Also an idea hit me, if Harry does have powers more similiar to the
older monarchy, I keep hearing Voldimort telling Harry in the 4th
book, "We're going to be such good friends." in that oily Evil
Overlord sort of way.
If Voldie was using Thicknesse (was that his name) as a puppet in the
last books, then wouldn't the king make an even better puppet?
Though I'm sure both Harry and his men, and Sirius would have
something to say about Moldywarts using Harry as a puppet ruler.
And poor Rupert is going to have a heart attack when the Goblet of
Fire spits out Harry's name.
And I love how Severus is adding another layer to his "game." To be
a spy for a king is well, top of the spy-line I guess. If he
survives to the end of things, the King will really owe him. I keep
seeing Voldie crucio-ing Severus for not being friendly towards
Harry. But now Severus has a reason to keep Harry at arm's length in
public. He could still keep Harry appraised of things behind the
scenes though. (I keep feeling that canon-Harry should have been
told about Dumble's illness in book 6, and that he was dying.)
Will your Severus keep Harry appraised of such things?
Just a note to let you know that I enjoyed "Uneasy Lies The Head."
(^_^)/
BEM
lol yeah sorry about that I managed to fix it on the next email after
that but I had a really hard time getting the line breaks to stay in
the message. I'm glad you enjoyed it!
Michelle
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> soo awesomely funny...but there really should be breaks in between
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ive just now read this story and love what is posted( also love myst's
pic to go with) just wondering if its still a wip, abandoned or going
to be updated at all i really enjoyed it
Thought I'd share this, I found it off of a friend's (lhug_bereth) lj,
this was made before DH Michelle The Worst-Case Scenario Handbook:
Harry Potter A Guide to Surviving the Worst in the Harry Potter
Universe, With No Illustrations * What To Do If The House Elves
Revolt Against All Wizardkind In An Orgy Of Rebellion and Carnage -
Don't Look At Me Like That It Could Happen 1. Don sturdy shoes.
Due to their size, house elves will usually attack an opponent's
feet first of all. 2. For similar reasons, armoured trousers are a
good idea. 3. If you are reasonably short, you may wish to disguise
yourself as an elf to avoid being attacked. To do this you will need a
tea towel and complete disregard for the rules of English grammar. 4.
Do not make the classic mistake of disguising yourself as the wrong sort
of elf. Lord of the Rings was very badly received amongst the house elf
community due to its erroneous portrayal of the elvish population as
being tall, blonde, and nancing, and you will only incense them by
dressing up as Legolas. 5. If cornered by a band of house elves, climb
a tall tree. Do not be afraid that they will cut the tree down, as house
elves are domestic servants and have no horticultural skills worth
mentioning. But do not be surprised if they chuck frying pans at you
instead. 6. Make friends with Hermione Granger. Join SPEW. Proclaim
your support for the rebellion from the rooftops. Avoid the Malfoys and
their ilk like the plague (until Malfoy Manor is razed to the ground, of
course, when you can stop by and do a little quiet pillaging). *
What To Do If You Have To Attend A Formal Function 1. Make sure you
know well in advance what sort of function you are meant to be
attending. Avoid the embarrassing possibility of turning up to a
Hogwarts Yule Ball dressed for a Dark Revel, or vice versa. 2. Find
yourself a date. If you are attending a Yule Ball or similar, you will
need to win your date's acceptance with flowers, compliments, etc.
If you are attending a Dark Revel you will need to hit your date over
the head with something heavy and tie them up. 3. Think your outfit
through at least a week in advance. Make sure that your shoes, dress
robes, etc are all chosen with due care. If you are taking
chains/handcuffs, make sure they are not rusty and have been polished
(avoid cheap restraints, as these will often leave unsightly green marks
on your fellow guests' wrists, which is irritating for all
concerned.) 4. If you feel nervous about the event, practise a few
conversation-openers. Make sure these are appropriate to the sort of
function you happen to be attending. For example, "Dumbledore was a
pretty spiffy sort of bloke, wasn't he?" will not be well
received if you are attending an elegant soiree chez Voldemort –
whilst "Pass the bullwhip, please," is a perfect ice-breaker.
5. At the end of the evening, thank your host/hostess for a lovely time.
If you have been to a Dark Revel, be considerate and remember to take
any severed limbs with you. It is not the host/hostess' job to
reunite people with their misplaced body parts the day after a party.
* What To Do If You Have To Spy On The Other Side Or The Other Other
Side 1. Make sure your will and other legal documents are in good
order. 2. Write insulting letters to everybody you know. Put them in a
secure place where they will be discovered on the event of your death.
(Make sure they aren't discovered before your death, obviously, in
order to avoid needless kerfuffle). 3. Behave suspiciously: constantly
move your eyes backwards and forwards as if watching an invisible tennis
match, chuckle ceaselessly under your breath, make annoyingly obscure
statements in a mysterious tone. This will immediately divert your
colleagues' suspicions, as it is well known that the most suspicious
person is never the spy. 4. If you are discovered, offer to become a
double agent. If you are discovered to be a double agent, offer to
become a triple agent. (Becoming a quadruple agent is not advised, as
you may well end by imploding out of sheer confusion.) * What To
Do If Voldemort Has Captured Your Close Friend/Relative As Part Of An
Unimaginative Plot 1. Take several deep, cleansing breaths. 2. Take
several more cleansing breaths. 3. Make sure that your friend/relative
has actually been captured. Do not accept dream visions/the word of
someone who is known to loathe you/a funny feeling in your little toe as
concrete proof. 4. Once you have checked that your friend/relative is
really captured, check again. You cannot be too careful about this
point. Imagine how humiliated you would be if you charged into
Voldemort's lair to rescue the hostage only to discover that he/she
is in fact sitting safe at home playing Monopoly with a close friend.
5. Once you have ascertained the capture is genuine, do not hastily
assemble a small group of your closest friends and attempt to liberate
your loved one. Instead, gather the cleverest people of your
acquaintance and concoct a fiendishly cunning escape plan for your
friend/relative's rescue. 6. Do not attend the rescue mission
personally. Instead, remain at home and blow up balloons for the welcome
home party that will follow your friend/relative's rescue. 7. If
you are unable to rescue your friend/relative, do not offer yourself as
a hostage in his/her place. Instead, meet a representative of
Voldemort's for tea at a neutral location (Switzerland, for
instance, or your local supermarket), and discuss ransom arrangements.
* What To Do If You Encounter A Wizarding Invention/Cultural
Reference You Are Not Familiar With 1. Enquire what the
invention/cultural reference is at the earliest opportunity. It will
almost certainly be important to the story, and may also be important
for your personal safety. 2. If you are alone and encounter a
wizarding invention you have never seen before, don't touch it. 3.
Don't prod it with your wand. 4. Don't drink it. 5.
Don't jump into it. 6. Don't take it apart to see how it
works. 7. Don't befriend it and tell it all your deepest secrets.
8. In short, keep well away from anything until you are sure how it
works/what it does. Otherwise you may well experience a very messy
accident (c.f. Bartholomew Jones, the muggleborn wizard who attempted to
drink brandy from the Goblet of Fire in 1810, with disastrous
consequences). * What To Do If The School Is Attacked 1. Look
for an escape route. For example, use the secret passageway that leads
from Hogwarts to Honeydukes 2. Alternatively, escape using portkey,
broom, hippogriff, hot air balloon, or similar. DO NOT show yourself up
by forgetting that is impossible to apparate on Hogwarts' grounds.
You will die and Hermione Granger will spit on your grave. 3. If
escape seems impossible, hide. 4. If hiding is impossible, find a safe
place in the battle (under a table, or something). 5. DO NOT: tell
your friends how you wish to be buried, make your best friend promise to
look after your family if you die, say that you always wanted to see the
sea, talk about dead relatives you long to see again, wonder aloud what
heaven would look like, wisely remark that death is not to be feared,
etc, etc, etc. 6. Keep hold of your wand. As a precaution, take wands
from any dead bodies you may encounter. (Don't worry, they would
almost certainly want you to do this.) 7. If you loose your wand,
avail yourself of a makeshift weapon: phials of potion can be thrown at
an enemy, as can furniture, bricks, other students, etc. 8. If all
else fails, play dead. Gnaw at enemy ankles when you get the chance. *
What To Do If You Are Attacked By A Dementor 1. Dementors feed off
happy feelings, so make yourself unappetising by thinking depressing
thoughts. Good topics would include: death, war, famine, disease,
poverty, global warming, the fact that you are being attacked by a
dementor. 2. If the dementor attacks you anyway, use a patronus charm.
Do not be embarrassed if your patronus form is something stupid, like a
snail or a packet of fish fingers. Dementors have no sense of humour,
and will therefore not mock you. 3. If you are unable to use a
patronus, fashion a decoy patronus from a large silver helium balloon, a
huge quantity of tinfoil, a gigantic light bulb, or anything else that
may be lying around. 4. Alternatively, when the dementor closes in on
you to deliver the Kiss, pat it on the cheek and say "I had a great
time tonight, babe, but let's not rush things, ok?" Whilst the
dementor is confused/revolted, run away. * What To Do When
Duelling A Death Eater 1. Remain on your guard at all times. Don't
get distracted by interesting scenery/the rather attractive Death Eater
standing some distance away/wondering whether you've forgotten to
tape Eastenders. 2. Aim to either stun or kill immediately. Don't
show off with fancy jinxes or sparkling repartee – it will just
waste time and make you look a total prat. 3. Do not taunt the death
eater in the hope that s/he may become so angry that s/he may make a
mistake. This is a stupid idea. 4. Make sure that you are fully
cognisant of where you are duelling. DO NOT duel near: - a large vat
of deadly potion - a cage with some sort of deadly creature in it -
unoccupied death eaters who may assist your opponent - load-bearing
walls/pillars (if inside) - a sheer drop - a veiled gateway into the
great hereafter * What To Do If You Are Carrying Voldemort's
Vile Spawn Of Evil 1. Do your research. Giving birth to the
Misbegotten Offspring of Iniquity is not like having a normal baby. In
order to avoid unpleasant surprises, check how long your pregnancy will
last, which orifice the baby will emerge from, etc. 2. Choose
godparents carefully. They matter more in the Harry Potter universe, for
some reason. It is as yet unknown whether the godparent has any
financial claim on his/her godchild, or whether there's some kind of
prima nocte deal operating, but you don't want your offspring to
have a horrible surprise once s/he reaches the age of consent, so make
sure you plan ahead. 3. Rejoice in the fact that robes are convenient
and flattering garments to wear during pregnancy. 4. Prepare yourself
for pregnancy side-effects. Due to the fact that you are carrying
Voldemort's Accursed Progeny of Doom, you will be spared stretch
marks and morning sickness. Instead, prepare yourself for manic laughter
at inopportune moments, sweating blood, and the ability to turn your
head round 360 degrees. 5. After the birth, run away, as Voldemort
will have no further use for you and may well kill you to stop you
hanging around being a nuisance and pestering him about child support.
6. Sell your story to Witch Weekly, and live in comfort for the rest of
your life. * What To Do If You Are Being Subjected To An
Unforgivable 1. If the unforgivable is Avada Kedavra, get a friend or
relative to step in front of the curse, offering their life for yours.
Not only will this save you, you will also have some nifty protection
from your attacker in the future. 2. If it is Crucio, thrash around
with pain for a while. Feel free to let yourself go, as attempting to
put on a brave front will simply provoke your attacker to subject you to
the curse for longer. 3. If your attacker is putting crucio on you in
order to make you reveal an important secret, reveal the secret
immediately. Afterwards, claim that the death eater "tricked"
you into betraying your friends (this declaration should be made with
much wringing of hands and gnashing of teeth – try to look as
wretched as possible). 4. If it is Imperio, check whether or not your
attacker is actually forcing you to do something you don't want to.
If you are being ordered to perpetrate acts of horrifying evil, you may
wish to resist. If, on the other hand, you are being ordered to eat
seven boxes of chocolates and take a long hot bath, you may find you
have no choice but to yield to the diabolically evil will which is
governing you. 5. The best way to resist imperio is to have heroic
strength of character. 6. If you do not happen to have heroic strength
of character, think of the most annoying song you can, and hum it to
yourself. This should effectively drive the voice of your attacker out
of your head. 7. If it doesn't work, the song you've selected
obviously isn't annoying enough. Have you tried "The song that
never ends?" 8. How about "Jesus wants me for a sunbeam"?
9. In extreme circumstances, you may have to try "It's a small
world after all", but this should only be used as a last resort and
with every possible precaution. (If "It's a small world after
all" proves unsuccessful, then your attacker is simply too powerful
and you are surely doomed. Sorry.) * What To Do If You Need To
Travel Through Hogwarts At Night 1. Ask yourself if the journey is
really necessary. Could it be put off until morning? 2. If your errand
is really essential, prepare yourself adequately beforehand. Make sure
you are wearing shoes that enable you to run. 3. Similarly, make sure
you are properly dressed. Avoid wearing pyjamas, as the likelihood of
running into someone else is high, and you don't want your
reputation to be tarnished by being seen in a gammy grey nightshirt, now
do you? 4. Sensible equipment to take includes: - Invisibility cloak
- Marauders' map or similar - Your wand - Small first aid kit -
Sword - Full body armour - Protective helmet - Burly bodyguard or
henchperson 5. If it is practicable, inform a trustworthy friend of
your journey. This will ensure that there is someone to give the alarm
if you do not return. 6. Refuse your trustworthy friend's offer to
accompany you. It is unacceptable to drag your friends along with you in
your wild, irresponsible escapades. (Unless you are Harry Potter,
naturally, when you will probably be accompanied by a small entourage of
2-5 people as a matter of course). 7. Keep track of your bearings at
all times. It is easy to get lost in Hogwarts and stray off into
dangerous, forbidden locations which are important for plot purposes.
8. When out of your common room, never relax your guard for a moment.
Keep a watch for any students/ghosts/teachers/death eaters posing as
teachers/teachers posing as death eaters/giant
snakes/ex-convicts/cats/caretakers/people in invisibility
cloaks/incarnations of Voldemort that may be prowling the halls. *
What To Do If You Encounter A Book 1. Flee. It is probably evil and
intent upon your destruction. * What To Do If You Have Several
Horcruxes Lying Around Which Are Essential For Preserving Your
Immortality And Without Which You Will Be Mortal And Hence Killable,
Making Them Vital Weapons For Your Enemies To Use Against You 1. Check
up on them from time to time to make sure people haven't nicked
them. Don't just strew them around the countryside as the whim takes
you. * What To Do If You Are Captured By Voldemort Or His
Henchpeople/Henchbeings 1. Try to lighten the situation. Make yourself
agreeable to your captors by complementing their dress sense, or crack a
few jokes. This will ease the tension and hopefully put all present at
their ease. 2. Assess the situation. Are you tied up? What death
eaters are guarding you? Where are you situated? For what purpose have
you been captured? Are you still alive? Answering questions like these
will help you to determine the best way to escape. 3. If you are
pureblood, make a big thing of it. Conversely, if you do not happen to
be pureblood, keep the fact a secret if you possibly can. Yelling
"I'm muggleborn and proud of it, you murdering death eater scum!
RAAAH!" is not advised unless you are either a total martyr or weary
of life. 4. Offer to join Voldemort. His followers keep dying or being
taken to Azkaban, so he will always be in need of extra staff. Pretend
you possess qualities lacking in his present death eaters: claim you are
a qualified masseuse, a gifted infiltrator, intelligent, etc. 5. Do
not offer sexual favours to Voldemort in return for your liberation.
(This point cannot be stressed strongly enough.) 6. If you are
imprisoned in a dungeon or similar, check whether there's anyone
else in there with you. A brave, resourceful cellmate could help you
escape. If you are less lucky then your cellmate may be completely
insane and clad in rags, and attempt to chew off your feet whilst
you're asleep. 7. REMEMBER: If you end up sharing a cell with
Remus Lupin, you will be obliged to sleep with him to avoid being eaten
when he becomes a werewolf. It is advised that you sleep with him
immediately on arrival, regardless of what stage of the lunar cycle it
happens to be, and whether or not he actually has access to a supply of
wolfsbane. You can never be too careful, after all. * What To Do
If Voldemort Attacks You 1. When he curses you, duck. The curse will
hit the death eater standing behind you. If you can keep this up for
long enough, his entire circle of death eaters will be dead, and it
should be fairly easy for you to run to safety. 2. Alternatively,
acquire a wand which is a brother to Voldemort's. Use priori
incantatum as a clever escape ploy. 3. If at all possible, be Harry
Potter. 4. Call Voldemort "Tom". It really annoys him, and
makes you appear formidable. 5. Better yet, up the ante and start
addressing him as "Bob." * What To Do If The Other Side
Wins 1. Do not despair. Running round in small circles or banging your
head repeatedly against a wall screaming "WHY?!! WHY?!!!!" will
make you an easy target for Death Eaters. 2. Assess your position. Are
you a known opponent of Voldemort? Are you pureblooded? Decide whether
or not it is possible for you to pretend to have been a supporter of
Voldemort all along. 3. If it is, then do so. Praise Voldemort at
every opportunity, and present him with some kind of offering: a chest
of gold pieces, a piece of valuable Slytherin memorabilia, the
Philosophers' stone, your firstborn, or similar. 4. If it is not
possible for you to pose as a supporter of Voldemort, go into hiding.
Choose a location as far away as possible. New Zealand or Australia
would be a good spot. America is a less advisable choice, as Voldemort
– a keen fan of Desperate Housewives – has made it clear that
this country will be next on his list of places to attack. 5. If you
cannot leave Britain, resist the temptation to "go muggle". You
will remain at risk, as muggles are a prime target of Voldemort's.
6. Instead, fake your own death. REMEMBER: this will make it impossible
for you to pay social calls. Many people pretending to be dead have
given themselves away by attending birthday parties, christenings, etc
after their own funeral. 7. DO NOT be tempted to plot Voldemort's
downfall. Wait for a Gallant Band of Unlikely Heroes Battling Against
the Odds to do it for you. They will have The Power of Righteousness
(and some really inspiring theme music) on their side. * What To
Do If J.K Rowling Hates You 1. Take comfort in the fact that somewhere
in the depths of the internet lurks a small but passionate group
fanatically devoted to you. 2. This passionate group will almost
certainly devote pages and pages of fanfiction to rescuing you and
giving you make-overs/better lines/an interesting
back-story/redemption/true love/cups of tea. So take heart. 3. If you
happen to be Umbridge, the above will unfortunately not apply to you, as
99.9996% of readers hate your guts. But do not despair. Instead, enjoy
being bad as bad can be, safe in the knowledge that it's what you do
best. (You know you love it, you saucy minx). 4. Remember that no
matter how much J.K Rowling may like you, she will have no compunction
about bumping you off the minute the plot demands it (c.f. Sirius Black,
Albus Dumbledore). MORAL: never trust an author. * What To Do When
You Encounter Harry Potter 1. Do not mention his Destiny unless he
refers to it first. If he does speak of his Destiny, be admiring of his
bravery and optimistic about his chances of survival. Do not offer to
speak at his funeral, or enquire whether the Potter family vault is in
good condition. 2. Do not mention the Tragic Death of his Godfather
unless he refers to it first. When speaking of Sirius, make sure you
keep your remarks complimentary: instead of "reckless" say
"daring", instead of "bit of a bully" say "lovable
scamp" instead of "slightly insane" say "lively
company", and so on. 3. Do not mention the Tragic Death of his
Mentor unless he refers to it first. If he does mention it, say "too
bad", or something of that sort. You may want to pat him on the
shoulder, too. 4. IMPORTANT NOTE: If you have an ingenious theory
which proves that Snape was actually acting from pure and virtuous
motives and is in fact a tragic antihero who will be dramatically
redeemed in book 7, keep it to yourself. 5. DO NOT disrupt Harry's
brooding, under any circumstances. As an Unlikely Hero who must shoulder
a Burden of Responsibility, struggle against Impossible Odds, and come
to terms with his Great and Terrible Destiny, Harry will have a certain
angst quota to fulfil each day, and will not take kindly to being
interrupted. 6. Offer him something to eat. He will need to keep his
strength up if he's going to single-handedly save the world from
evil. Good foods to offer would be Kendal Mint Cake, energy bars,
chocolate, and vitamin supplements. 7. DO NOT ply him with alcohol. He
will probably end up lying naked on the floor sobbing pathetically and
singing "Que Sera, Sera" in a very high voice. Think how
embarrassing it would be if Voldemort turned up when he was doing this.
* What To Do If You Have Accidentally Joined The Death Eaters And
Now Regret It 1. Make sure your feelings of regret are genuine. You
may just have had a difficult day at work. Perhaps the muggles you were
terrorizing were more spirited than usual, or Voldemort decided to
torture you for no apparent reason. When things like these happen it is
easy to think that a change of career will solve all your problems.
Examine your feelings closely: if you feel that – despite its
vexations – deep down you really love your job, then put your doubts
aside and get back to work (you insidious fiend, you). 2. If you are
certain that you really want to leave the death eaters, DO NOT inform
Voldemort of your decision. He is unlikely to present you with a gold
watch and wish you luck in your future employment. 3. Sound out
Dumbledore & Co. You may have to become a spy in order to convince them
you've genuinely changed. Be prepared to grovel for 3-5 years in
order to atone for your crimes. 4. Verbally abuse yourself at every
opportunity. Make sure that no one is left in doubt about your guilt
about being a death eater. With practice, even the most mundane
conversation can be peppered with remorse and self-disgust. For example,
"Would you like a cup of tea?" can be met with the response:
"Alas! I (wretch that I am!) would greatly enjoy a cup of tea (not
that I deserve it!) with milk and two sugars (and may I be cursed for
it!)" 5. Save up the money to have your dark mark removed by a
competent medical professional. DO NOT get drunk and attempt to cut it
from your arm in an orgy of guilt and self-loathing – this is silly,
clichéd, and extremely messy. 6. Prepare yourself for the fact that
for the rest of your life, whenever you get into an argument with
someone they will inevitably utter the "scathing" retort:
"Well at least I wasn't a DEATH EATER!" It may be helpful
for you to know that if you use someone's death eating past against
them in an argument, it automatically means that the argument is over,
and your opponent has won (this principle is known as Sev's Law).
7. Once you have been admitted into the side of light, refrain from
blowing it all by doing something stupid (like killing Dumbledore, for
example). * What To Do If You Are Killed 1. Check that you are
actually dying. It may just be a flesh wound. 2. If you are genuinely
dying, deliver your last words. These should be thought out before hand,
to avoid the last thing you ever say being something really lame like
"Wands out, d'you reckon?" or "Come on, you can do
better than that!" But remember to keep your final speech short,
otherwise your audience may lose interest and wander off before
you've finished. 3. Urge your listeners to avenge your death,
regardless of how risky this will be to accomplish. (It's not going
to be your problem, after all.) 4. Remain stoical: remember that the
heroism of your death is directly proportional to the showiness of your
funeral monument. 5. Once you are actually dead, decide whether or not
you want to return as a ghost. If you do, choose something/someone nifty
to haunt. [Hint: deciding to spend eternity haunting a toilet is not a
good idea] 6. If reincarnation is an option, be sure to specify what
gender and species you want to come back as. Failure to do this may
result in an unpleasant surprise when you return to the mortal coil. *
What To Do If It Is Prophesied That You Will Either Kill Voldemort Or Be
Killed By Him 1. Kill Voldemort. 2. Use your famous victory to angle
yourself a lucrative advertising deal with a soft drink company. *
What To Do If Dramatic, Unexpected, Mystical, Magical, Mysterious,
Exciting, Quite Frightening Things Happen On An Annual Basis 1. Relax.
This is completely normal.
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I haven't read those yet, but they're on my list.
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From: "Kystar MacDreugan" <kystar_dangaron@...>
I have, once a long time ago, but I don't own the full set for those
two series. And what I remember of the characters it wasn't as
enthralling as Belgaraid and Malloreon.
Did you ever read "The Redemption of Althalus" or "The Dreamers Series"?
Althalus reminds me a lot of Belgarath, actually. And the Dreamers
Series is just neat!
--- In KatlingGON@..., Stryder_Nurren@... wrote:
>
>
> Now I'm curious. Those books are my favorite fantasy novels of all
time. Have read the Elenium and the Tamuli as well?
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I have, once a long time ago, but I don't own the full set for those
two series. And what I remember of the characters it wasn't as
enthralling as Belgaraid and Malloreon.
Did you ever read "The Redemption of Althalus" or "The Dreamers Series"?
Althalus reminds me a lot of Belgarath, actually. And the Dreamers
Series is just neat!
--- In KatlingGON@..., Stryder_Nurren@... wrote:
>
>
> Now I'm curious. Those books are my favorite fantasy novels of all
time. Have read the Elenium and the Tamuli as well?
Now I'm curious. Those books are my favorite fantasy novels of all time. Have
read the Elenium and the Tamuli as well?
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From: "Kystar MacDreugan" <kystar_dangaron@...>
...regarding "Azkaban's Heir."
I'd like to ask the Author if they had ever read The Belgariad and The
Malloreon by David (& Leah) Eddings?
(Books in the Belgariad: Pawn of Prophecy, Queen of Sorcery,
Magician's Gambit, Castle of Wizardry, Enchanter's End Game; books in
the Malloreon: Guardians of the West, King of the Murgos, Demon Lord
of Karanda, Sorceress of Darshiva, Seeress of Kell.)
It's a curiosity of mine, and I'll be happy to say why after I find
out yes or no.
BTW - I hope this story is going to be continued! I like it a LOT!
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...regarding "Azkaban's Heir."
I'd like to ask the Author if they had ever read The Belgariad and The
Malloreon by David (& Leah) Eddings?
(Books in the Belgariad: Pawn of Prophecy, Queen of Sorcery,
Magician's Gambit, Castle of Wizardry, Enchanter's End Game; books in
the Malloreon: Guardians of the West, King of the Murgos, Demon Lord
of Karanda, Sorceress of Darshiva, Seeress of Kell.)
It's a curiosity of mine, and I'll be happy to say why after I find
out yes or no.
BTW - I hope this story is going to be continued! I like it a LOT!
At 03:22 AM 3/22/2008, you wrote:
>lol, i got bored and decided to draw something
>
>though i've never read this particular fic before... I think it works.
I like it! Great drawing!
Cheers!
Karen
--- In KatlingGON@..., "Spirit White"
<SpiritWhite13@...> wrote:
>
> I just get this vision of the huge Azkaban from the movies with ratty,
> lank gray hair growing from the top. Or maybe a wild black curly poof
> ball...*giggles madly*
>
> On Thu, Mar 20, 2008 at 3:30 PM, chessmaster360ca
> <umarkhan15@...> wrote:
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > --- In KatlingGON@..., "Spirit White"
> >
> > <SpiritWhite13@> wrote:
> > >
> > > *snickers* I think you mean *heir*. Azkaban's hair...I wonder what
lol i think of plant like arms in black flailing around...something
like the Devil's Snare XD
> > > color it is?
> > >
> > > On Thu, Mar 20, 2008 at 7:41 AM, chessmaster360ca
> > > <umarkhan15@> wrote:
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Will that story be updated? or is it abandoned?
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > oops lol
> >
> >
> >
> >
>
i hope it isn't abandoned
i lve this story
To: KatlingGON@...: SpiritWhite13@...: Thu, 20 Mar
2008 08:11:51 -0700Subject: Re: [KatlingGON] Azkaban's hair
*snickers* I think you mean *heir*. Azkaban's hair...I wonder whatcolor it is?On
Thu, Mar 20, 2008 at 7:41 AM, chessmaster360ca<umarkhan15@...>
wrote:>>>>> Will that story be updated? or is it abandoned?>>
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I just get this vision of the huge Azkaban from the movies with ratty,
lank gray hair growing from the top. Or maybe a wild black curly poof
ball...*giggles madly*
On Thu, Mar 20, 2008 at 3:30 PM, chessmaster360ca
<umarkhan15@...> wrote:
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>
>
>
> --- In KatlingGON@..., "Spirit White"
>
> <SpiritWhite13@...> wrote:
> >
> > *snickers* I think you mean *heir*. Azkaban's hair...I wonder what
> > color it is?
> >
> > On Thu, Mar 20, 2008 at 7:41 AM, chessmaster360ca
> > <umarkhan15@...> wrote:
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Will that story be updated? or is it abandoned?
> > >
> > >
> >
> oops lol
>
>
>
>
--- In KatlingGON@..., "Spirit White"
<SpiritWhite13@...> wrote:
>
> *snickers* I think you mean *heir*. Azkaban's hair...I wonder what
> color it is?
>
> On Thu, Mar 20, 2008 at 7:41 AM, chessmaster360ca
> <umarkhan15@...> wrote:
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Will that story be updated? or is it abandoned?
> >
> >
>
oops lol
*snickers* I think you mean *heir*. Azkaban's hair...I wonder what
color it is?
On Thu, Mar 20, 2008 at 7:41 AM, chessmaster360ca
<umarkhan15@...> wrote:
>
>
>
>
> Will that story be updated? or is it abandoned?
>
>
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Sure makes you think..................
Let's see if you send it back. We all know or knew someone like this!!
One day, when I was a freshman in high school,
I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school.
His name was Kyle.
It looked like he was
carrying all of his books.
I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday?
He must really be a nerd.'
I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends
tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.
As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him.
They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he
landed in the dirt.
His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from
him.
He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes
My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking
for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye.
As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks.
'
They really should get lives.
' He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!'
There was a big smile on his face.
It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude.
I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived.
As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him
before.
He said he had gone to private school before now.
I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.
We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books.
He turned out to be a pretty cool kid.
I asked him if he wanted to play a little football
with my friends
He said yes.
We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him,
and my friends thought the same of him.
Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again.
I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles
with this pile of books everyday!
' He just laughed and handed me half the books.
Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends..
When we were seniors we began to think about college.
Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke.
I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never
be a problem.
He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football
scholarship.
Kyle was valedictorian of our class.
I teased him all the time about being a nerd.
He had to prepare a speech for graduation.
I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak
Graduation day, I saw Kyle.
He looked great.
He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school.
He filled out and actually looked good in glasses.
He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him.
Boy, sometimes I was jealous!
Today was one of those days.
I could see that he was nervous about his speech.
So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!'
He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled.
' Thanks,' he said.
As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began
'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough
years.
Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach...but mostly your
friends...
I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you
can give them.
I am going to tell you a story'
I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the
story of the first day we met.
He had planned to kill himself over the weekend.
He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it
later and was carrying his stuff home.
He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile.
'Thankfully, I was saved.
My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.'
I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all
about his weakest moment.
I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile.
Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.
Never underestimate the power of your actions.
With one small gesture you can change a person's life.
For better or for worse.
God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way.
Look for God in others.
You now have two choices, you can:
1) Pass this on to your friends or
2) Delete it and act like it
didn't touch your heart.
As you can see, I took choice number 1.
'Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble
remembering how to fly.'
There is no beginning or end.. Yesterday is history.
Tomorrow is a mystery.
Today is a gift.
It's National Friendship Week. Show your friends how much you care. Send this to
everyone you consider a FRIEND.
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Sure makes you think..................
Let's see if you send it back. We all know or knew someone like this!!
One day, when I was a freshman in high school,
I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school.
His name was Kyle.
It looked like he was
carrying all of his books.
I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday?
He must really be a nerd.'
I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends
tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.
As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him.
They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he
landed in the dirt.
His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from
him.
He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes
My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking
for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye.
As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks.
'
They really should get lives.
' He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!'
There was a big smile on his face.
It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude.
I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived.
As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him
before.
He said he had gone to private school before now.
I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.
We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books.
He turned out to be a pretty cool kid.
I asked him if he wanted to play a little football
with my friends
He said yes.
We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him,
and my friends thought the same of him.
Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again.
I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles
with this pile of books everyday!
' He just laughed and handed me half the books.
Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends..
When we were seniors we began to think about college.
Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke.
I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never
be a problem.
He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football
scholarship.
Kyle was valedictorian of our class.
I teased him all the time about being a nerd.
He had to prepare a speech for graduation.
I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak
Graduation day, I saw Kyle.
He looked great.
He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school.
He filled out and actually looked good in glasses.
He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him.
Boy, sometimes I was jealous!
Today was one of those days.
I could see that he was nervous about his speech.
So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!'
He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled.
' Thanks,' he said.
As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began
'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough
years.
Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach...but mostly your
friends...
I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you
can give them.
I am going to tell you a story'
I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the
story of the first day we met.
He had planned to kill himself over the weekend.
He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it
later and was carrying his stuff home.
He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile.
'Thankfully, I was saved.
My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.'
I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all
about his weakest moment.
I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile.
Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.
Never underestimate the power of your actions.
With one small gesture you can change a person's life.
For better or for worse.
God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way.
Look for God in others.
You now have two choices, you can:
1) Pass this on to your friends or
2) Delete it and act like it
didn't touch your heart.
As you can see, I took choice number 1.
'Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble
remembering how to fly.'
There is no beginning or end.. Yesterday is history.
Tomorrow is a mystery.
Today is a gift.
It's National Friendship Week. Show your friends how much you care. Send this to
everyone you consider a FRIEND.
If it comes back to you, then you'll know you have a circle of friends.
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Katling,
Wow, that firtst chapter was put up a long time ago. When are you
planning on telling us anything about Witching Hour? I'm curious to
know if it's on hiatus, and if so, for how long? I really wanna finish
this series, it's so good. I guess I'll leave you with that.
Sarah, AKA Silent_heartbeat
This is an AU. I don't know if there is any existing canon reference to
who taught Severus Occlumency, but in canon he did not change sides
until much later. It is possible that Moody taught him in canon, too,
but by that time Severus was no longer an innocent teenager willingly
going into danger, so Moody would have been much nastier. It is also
possible that someone else taught him.
--- In KatlingGON@..., "Marianne Valentine"
<mvalenti@...> wrote:
> OK, question: If somebody decent taught Severus Occlumency in the
first
> place, why did he use such vile methods on Harry?
> Nice chapter once more!
> Marianne
>
>
>
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"Of course, he's also a little barmy so there's a good chance he might
give all the money away to save the gerbils before he dies." " - All of
a sudden i'm feeling a bit...er...persecuted 'cause I left most of my
stuff to the local Guide-Dogs Association for the Blind!
" "Dammit," James said then he gave Severus a long look. "Do you think
you could learn Occlumency? My Dad's a good Occlumens. He could teach
you." " - That tears it! Now why couldn't granddad Potter not just have
kept breathing till his grandson was 15 and Voldemort discovered the
link through his scar?
"A slender brunette poked her head out of the living room with a look of
exasperation on her face. "Goodness, James. Don't bellow. Your father
will be home in an hour or two." " - Poor nanna Potter! Doesn't she know
by now all the etiquette lessons in the wizarding world won't really
stick with James?
" "Love! Can you floo-call Alastor for me and ask him to come around?"
he yelled towards the house." - So, it's perfectly OK for granddad...I
mean Charles...to bellow, but James isn't allowed?
OK, question: If somebody decent taught Severus Occlumency in the first
place, why did he use such vile methods on Harry?
Nice chapter once more!
Marianne
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"He still didn't really know what to say but he'd eventually decided to
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Good chapter!
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wheeeeeeeee !!!! glad you're back.... crack the whip
on dem der muses.. LOL
--- kathryntrusler <katetrusler1@...>
wrote:
> Hi everyone!
>
> Wow, it's been a long time since I've updated and
> I'm sorry about
> that. RL has been a pain in the arse and my muses
> have responded by
> running away and hiding. They're starting to come
> back though and I
> promise that I will try and get them working on some
> of those WIPs.
> Trust me, I want to finish them as much as you do.
>
> While I try and do that, I present you with a new
> fic. A little idea
> that came to me about a week ago that seems to be
> flowing well. It's
> called Twist of Fate and you can find it in the
> files section. I've
> finished the first two chapters.
>
> Hope you enjoy it and I'll keep poking and prodding
> my muses to get
> cracking on some of the other fics.
>
> Cheers,
> Katling
>
>
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Glad to see your alright. I like your new so story so far. I am also happy to
hear that you will be updating your other stories. I thought you had abandoned
us...*sniff*...LOL!
Anyway, glad to see your back and hope RL will let you write again.
----- Original Message -----
From: kathryntrusler
To: KatlingGON@...
Sent: Thursday, March 06, 2008 4:45 PM
Subject: [KatlingGON] Hi! Remember me?
Hi everyone!
Wow, it's been a long time since I've updated and I'm sorry about
that. RL has been a pain in the arse and my muses have responded by
running away and hiding. They're starting to come back though and I
promise that I will try and get them working on some of those WIPs.
Trust me, I want to finish them as much as you do.
While I try and do that, I present you with a new fic. A little idea
that came to me about a week ago that seems to be flowing well. It's
called Twist of Fate and you can find it in the files section. I've
finished the first two chapters.
Hope you enjoy it and I'll keep poking and prodding my muses to get
cracking on some of the other fics.
Cheers,
Katling
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Love the 2 chapters you posted (one major typo stood out in the 2nd,
Charles' name once was scrambled).
Would the DEs have their aurors pressure Severus on who murdered his
parents - threaten to frame him if he doesn't join?
Like that it is chance that Pettigrew isn't there. :) And perhaps
Snape going undercover will save the elder Potters as well - time to
upgrade the wards if there are enemies in the office!
Welcome back
I've been worried about you. So it's good to know your okay. I happen to
agree with every one this is a good story, hope RL gets better
On Thu, Mar 6, 2008 at 8:38 PM, karina122082 <karina122082@...> wrote:
> Hi Katling, it's good to see your okay. was starting to worry. i'll be
> reading the new story in a few hours. looking forward to future updates.
>
> ~karina
>
>
>
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Hi Kate,
Twist of Fate is wonderful! I just eagerly gobbled up the first two
chapters, and I wish there was more. I can't wait to see how you are going
to change the history by this simple little twist. It's as good as anything
you've ever written.
Sherry
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