John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded area of
Geogia. After spending a great evening chatting the night away, John's
grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast.

However, John noticed a film-like substance on his plate, and questioned his
grandfather,
"Are these plates clean?"
His grandfather replied, "They are as clean as cold water can get them. Just
you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!"

For lunch the old man made hamburgers. Again, John was concerned about
plates as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like
dried egg and asked,
"Are you sure these plates are clean?"
Without looking up, the old man said, "I told you before, Sonny, those
dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now don't you fret, I don't
want to hear another word about it!"

Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town and as he was
leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass.

John yelled, and said, "Grandfather, your dog won't let me get out to my car
"
Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV
the old man shouted......
"COLD WATER, GO LAY DOWN!!!!!!!"

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* Beautiful breed homewares from the US
*Dorwest Veterinary Herbs from the UK
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Canberra Boarding Kennels
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Home of Syrinx Weimaraners
Syrinx Devil Inthe D Tail (LH) - DCC Canberra Royal 2005
Grausturm Ima Tassidevil - DCC Sydney Royal 2004
Ch Sinaway You Can Hope (LH) RUBOB Sydney Royal

2004

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