Dog Hair: Potentially Dangerous!!!
In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the
discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of dogs. This
substance, called "amo-bacter canis" has been linked with the following
symptoms in female humans:
* Reluctance to cook
* Reluctance to perform housework
* Reluctance to wear anything but jeans or sweats
* Reluctance to work except in support of a dog
* Physical craving for contact with dogs (may be an addiction)
Beware: If you come in contact with a female human affected by this
substance, be prepared to talk about dogs for hours on end.
This has been a Public Service Announcement...
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