Put them in the washing machine with everything else.
----- Original Message -----
From: Luke Burton
To: Bikers Anon
Sent: Tuesday, January 06, 2004 10:29 AM
Subject: [bikers_anon] Disinfecting gloves



I have a pair of lovely Teknik gloves. They smell like something that
crawled out of a septic pit somewhere in Bombay.

I'm afraid to wear them, since the last time I shook someone's hand
after wearing these gloves the poor sod contracted SARS, leprosy and
the Plague, which dropped them dead on the spot.

The other day they marched into the living room under their own power,
stared me straight in the eye and said "A solution must be found for
cleaning us."

I tried making a light mixture of Detol + water in a spray bottle and
attacking them with that, but that didn't help. I attacked them with a
'disinfecting spray' I found at the supermarket, but I realised too
late it was lavender scented. So now I have gloves that smell like
lavender, detol and diarrhea in equal proportions.

I haven't been able to find these gloves again, and I really like them
(apart from the smell). Before I turf them, does anyone have a magic
solution for making them clean once more? I thought about getting
Father Paddy down the road to exorcise them, but the gloves refuse to
visit the church.

Regards,

Luke.

--
Luke Burton.
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Varium et mutabile semper femina.



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