I CANT WAIT FOR SEPTEMBER OR EVEN LATE AUGUST SO
I WANT HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THE MELBOURNE FUCKING
FOOTBALL CLUB,OR THE POSH ASS NANCY SUPPORTERS.FUCK YOU
ALL ARE PRETENDERS....ANY TEAM WITH THE WIZ IN IT
WILL NOT MAKE IT PAST THE FIRST WEEK OF THE
FINALS........WHAT DO YOU THINK?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU <br>HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO
YOU<br>HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR SCHWARTA<br>HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO
YOU!<br>HIP HIP HOORAY!<br>HIP HIP HOORAY!<br>HIP HIP
HOORAY!<br><br>I hope you all remembered that it was Schwarta's
28th B'day yesterday (24/7)!<br>Did anyone go to the
aftermatch function on Sunday after that Freo match? Guess
who was there!!<br>Yes! SCHWARTA!<br>He spoke really
well. He was making jokes about how old he was too!! He
said he was turning 24 and then said "ok, I won;t lie
to you- I'll be 26!!" Smart arse!<br><br>Anyway,
gotta go. It looks like we'll be facing Essendon in the
1st week of the finals. Lets kick some Bomber
arse!<br>Seeya,<br>Dianna.

David and the Dee's are both looking bloody
awesome at the moment I reckon... I'm just worried that
we'll finish 4th and play Essendon in the 1st week of
the finals... Do you reckon there's any chance of us
grabbing 3rd spot? I like our chances against
Carlton...<br><br>Although Schwarta's not in brilliant form, he's working
his butt off... I heard on the radio the other day
that he is the AFL leader in assisted goals...

Bloody screensaver, I have no idea why it's not
working for you... I have another one on my 'puter
somewhere, when I find it I can email that one too
you..<br><br>Bloody Angelfire is buggaring up some of the pics on the
site, and it won't let me add new ones, so I ahven't
done any updating for a while... I will as soon as I
can though I promise!

Nahhh I love the Wiz... if you were at the
Collingwood you would have been totally blown away by his
efforts like everyone else surely?<br>As long as he
averages 3/4 goals a game over the season I reckon he
should be in the side... and if that means he kicks 8
goals one week and none the week after that's OK.

FOR A MINUTE WAKE UP AND SMELL THE HAIR GELL.THE
"WIZ'is one of the many overpayed and underperforming
players at the club.to see him ponce around for 90% of
the game and flash in and get the credit that he does
makes me sick.Hard workers win games of footy not
pretty little hungry nancy boys.......

Wow! What a feast last Thursday night!! First it
was sexy SCHWARTA on the Footy Show (mmmmm) and then
Pat Rafter at Wimbeldon!!! Very nice!<br>How exciting
was the game against North!! A bit disappointing
though- we had soooooo many opportunities to win! Oh
well, I guess there's always next week! Schwarta played
alright except for his bloody marking! I think we should
all go down to training one day and give him a few
lessons!!! Is everyone going to the players fashion parade
next week?? Should be great except that I don't think
SCHWARTA will be one of the models! Woey's hosting it
though!!!<br>Anyway, gotta go!<br>Oh, Mae- I couldn't get the
screensaver to work!<br>Seeya later!

Hey you guys what the hells happening? No one is
saying anything. So I'll start the ball rolling. Did we
all see him on the footy show? I did. Looking mighty
fine indeed. I must also praise him for his hair last
night at colonial. Nice. Very nice. Disappointing
match, I hoped that under David Schwarz's leadership the
team would kill north, but I guess it wasnt meant to
be. And does anyone know, my mum reckons hes on the
bridget and barry show on Fox on Fridays, is he on
everyweek?

Mate, what a bloody awesome win that was on the
weekend! Soooo good to see us playing well again...
especially against Hawthorn - they are my most hated team -
1. the 1987 prelim final, 2. the 1988 grand final,
and 3. Schwarta baracked for them as a kid - thank
god the players can't really chose who they get to
play for - imagine if Schwarta had played for the
yukky Hawks instead of Melbourne - ahhhhh!!!!<br><br>As
much as I love the guy, he would be nothing to me if
he didn't play for the Dee's...<br><br>Did anyone
get any glimpses of Schwarta on any TV shows on the
weekend? I missed them all...<br><br>Was awesome to be at
the game on Saturday though... god I love beating
Hawthorn (OK, I know I already said that, but I hate them
SO much!!!)... David played sooooo well dontcha
reckon? He got the important touches - when it really
mattered.<br><br>And how was the Wiz... again!<br><br>Has everyone
finished exams and associated crap
now?<br><br>Cya's!<br>Mae

YES! I'd love you to send me the other
screensaver Mae, the one not on the site... my email is
crowe_girl_oz@...<br>I saw David on The Footy Show too - have to agree
with you on the spiky hair - it looked great!<br>I
heard most of his commentating on 3LO (sorry, ABC
Melbourne!)... he talked quite a bit about the surface at
Docklands. He was saying how he doesn't want to play there -
after having had 3 knee reconstructions, who can blame
him!<br>Add me to the jealous list too,
demonchick!<br>Bye<br>Jen

Buggar... <br>With the screensaver... I wrote the
html and set up the download for a screensaver that I
made myself, and it seemed to work for everyone... but
then some guy sent me a screensaver that was better,
so I decided to use that instead... but some people
are having trouble downloading it...<br>Anyway
:)<br>If you want the screensaver, just tell me your email
addy and I'll send it to you. If you want the one that
I made (not the one posted on the site) just email
me too and I'll send it to you... my email is
maize@...

Oh, I am SO jealous! Well done girl!!!<br>I really must go to training and get
his autograph sometime...

Go Dee's!!!<br>Gott love beating those bloody
Pies huh? Great stuff.<br>Good to see Schwarta come
good in the second half, he looked like he was right
back in form.<br>Now, did anyone else see him on The
Sunday Footy Show? He was part of the panel... he looked
really hungover! He reckoned he had the flu... yeah,
right David! He also did the handball competition, and
lost really badly - to a 12 year old! Very funny. He
seemed really happy with the win, and his return to
form. And I just have to mention how awesome his hair
looked all spiked up like
that!<br>***swoon***<br>Anyway...<br>He was also commentating on 3LO yesterday,
I only
heard a bit of it... he was talking about how it was
good that he'd seen the Hawks play, and how the game
next week will be a tough one for the Dee's, but they
are all really fired up.<br><br>Yeah, the Wiz was
bloody awesome, I think even the Collingwood supporters
were baracking for him to kick 10!

I don't know how i forgot to tell you all
this!!<br>After the game on Saturday I was standing nest to the
race hoping to get a couple of 'high fives'. I
couldn't see SCHWARTA anywhere, I thought I'd missed
him.<br>All of a sudden he came charging up the race, right
next to me!!<br>He was going pretty fast but I managed
to ruffle his hair and pat him on the back!!<br>I
HAVEN'T WASHED MY HAND YET!!<br>Just kidding!<br>Anyway,
I was pretty excited.<br>Gotta go, <br>Seeya!!

Hi everyone!<br>How 'bout the WIZ on
Saturday!!<br>What a great win- it was a wonderful b'day
pressie!!<br>Mae, I'm having trouble downloading the Schwarta
screen saver on your site.<br>Please help!!<br>Anyway,
gotta go study!<br>May the SCHWARTA be with you
all!<br>Seeya!

I'm Suze by the way, and I can verify that Dianna
talks about him a lot. An awful lot.<br>I sent some
messages before but I dont think it worked, so if you
already got this I'm sorry!<br>My icq number is 7577287,
so give us a yell sometime!

Yeah, very happy birthday demonchick5!!! hope
it's a great day for you :)I hope that Schwarta is on
the Footy Show tonight, so you can have a good perv
session for your birthday :)<br>BTW my ICQ no. is
58413752<br>I have Yahoo messenger too, my ID is the same as it
is here...<br>Had my last exam today, so have some
time to work on the site (and go and see Gladiator
*again* Crowegirl :) - any ideas folks?

happy b'day demonchick!!!<br>i wish you a big win
for the Dee's on Sat, and a date with Dave!!! now
that would be lovely!<br>in one on the interviews on
mae's page he says he doesn't have time for a
g/f...<br>yes, dave is SO overdue for a HUGE game, i really hope
he pulls it off against Colingwood... well he played
really well in defence against the Dogs the other week,
maybe he could play down there again?

Guess WHAT!!<br>I'ts my 19th B'DAY today- 8th June!!<br>I hope the DEES can win
for me on Saturday, perhaps even SCHWARTA will have a blinder- he's about due
for one I think!!<br>Seeya!

HI everyone,<br>in answer to your question about
schwarta- as far as I know, he doesn't have a girlfriend
but I'm not definite.<br>What is everyone's ICQ no.
if you have one.<br>Let's hope we can see the mighty
DEES flog those horrible pies on Saturday!<br>Seeya!

Welcome to our crazy gathering
demonchick5!<br>Although I have to ask you who Suze is so I can ask her
about you being a huge Schwarta fan!<br>'Sexy beast'
certainly sums him up very well!<br>Do you guys know if he
has a girlfriend?

Hey all you fans of that sexy beast- David
Schwarz!<br><br>I'd love to chat to any of you about him and all the
other guys down at demonland!<br><br>I am a huge
SCHWARTA fan- just ask Suze!<br><br>Hope to hear from you
all soon!!

It was a pretty good perv session, but they
didn't talk to David much.<br><br>He was wearing a
tight, black, woollen, skivvy top, which looked devine -
showed off those shoulders very nicely. <br><br>He part
owns the pub with Paul Hopgood and Matt Febey. Gary
Lyon interviewed those three at the opening, they were
sitting at a table in the pub. David said that owning a
pub was a life long dream. Then they just talked
about how they wished it was a Saturday night, not a
Thursday night, coz they could only have a few beers each.
Can't remember anything else.

Unforunately I had exams the next day and didnt
get to watcht eh footy show when he was on, so could
someone please fill me in about what I missed. Like I
know about the pub but did they say anything else and
what other melbourne players were on it.

Mmmm David Schwarz and Russell Crowe in the same
room together. Yummy!<br><br>I met him at a taining
session last year, there's not much to tell really. After
they finished training, I went up to him as he walked
off the ground. I just held out my footy jumper and
asked him to sign it. He smiled at me [now picture me
trying not to faint!], and took the jumper to sign. It
has a number 5 on it, and he said something like
"Great to see a five on there" or something [I was a bit
out of it by then]. I just giggled a bit, and made
some stupid comment about how cold it was [I am such a
loser!]. He smiled at me again, gave me the jumper,
thanked me [HE thanked ME, hello!]. I just stuttered a
thanks and watched him walk off. My hands were shaking
for days I was so excited.<br><br>Maester, you just
have to walk up to him and ask him to sign something.
Easy. There's always people at training, so there will
be others asking for autographs. Hey, and you should
get him to sign it 'To Mae' coz he surely knows about
your web site, and knows that some one called Mae
created it. That should start up a conversation! Not many
footy players have their own sites, so he must feel
pretty special. C'mon, you have to do it by the end of
this season girl. Are you up for it?<br><br>OR, I just
had an excellent idea, did you see on the Footy Show
last week that he and a few other Demon's have opened
a new pub in Port Melbourne? Perfect opportunity
there! Get yourself pissed, then go up and talk to him,
get him pissed, and away you go!

Please tell all!!!<br>Jen, I told you about me
meeting Russ, so that means you have to spill the beans
over Schwarta! Pretty please?<br>I'm definately going
to get the guts up to go and watch the Dee's train
over the winter holidays from uni. Maybe even go up
and ask for his autograph (gulp!)<br>I would ask him
about how he pumps himself up for a game. Like, does he
listen to music? Or is there just something inside him
that motivates him so much that he doesn't need any
outside help?

Wow, some actual conversation going on
here?<br>My one question would be to ask him
out!<br>LOL!!!!<br>I have actually met him, but I was too nervous to
say anything except "Can you please sign this?"<br>My
real name is Jen, I'm 21 and from Melbourne.

Hi guys! It is so cool that there is now a club
for David.<br>First I have to say what a good looker
I think he is. Movie star face, strong
shoulders.<br>Second, his ability. He is just so strong, and some of
the marks he takes are amazing.<br>Third, he's a
legend, all the shit that he's been through in life, and
look how well he's doing. I never knew about all that
stuff about his Dad until I found the web page.<br>OK,
I have a question for you all: If you could meet
David and ask him one question, what question would
that be?<br>Great to meet you. Btw, I'm a 16 year old
girl from Melbourne.<br>Cya

Hi everyone,<br>I just wanted to say hi, Im a David Schwarz fan so lets get some
conversations happening here. Im 18, female and from Melbourne. Start talking
everyone.

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