I finally found the one I had in mind. It was only in hard copy so I have to
retype it!

Actual radio transcript released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95

Station #1: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a
collision.

Station #2: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to South to avoid a
collision.

Station #1: This is the Captain of a US Navy Ship. I say again, divert YOUR
course.

Station #2: No. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Station #1. THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER ENTERPRISE, WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF
THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!

Station #2: This is the Puget Sound Lighthouse. It's your call.

(Narelle: I wonder where the lighthouse is now??)


Narelle Bell

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