Sorry - didn't realise the attachment would disappear...

like I said tho'you probably know these already.



Ø If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?



Ø Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?



Ø If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?



Ø If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people

from Holland called Holes? hehehe......



Ø Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? Oops...



Ø Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?



Ø If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?



Ø Why is it called building when it is already built?



Ø If a book about failures sells, is it a success?



Ø If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking
lots?



Ø If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he
become disoriented?



Ø If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?



Ø If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading this???












Narelle Bell

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