A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.

After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender "Hey, you
wanna
hear a blonde joke?"!

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you
tell
that joke, sir, I think it is just fair -given that you are blind -
that you
should know five things:
First - The bartender is a blonde girl.
Second - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
Third - I'm a 6 feet tall, 120 kg blonde woman with a black belt in
karate.
Fourth - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional
weightlifter, and
Fifth - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional
wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares,

"Nah...
Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."