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For those who watch what they eat, here's the final word on nutrition and
health. It is a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical
studies.
Facts:
1. Japanese people eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the
Australians, British or Americans.
2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the
Australians, British or Americans.
3. Africans drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the
Australians, British or Americans.
4. Italians drink large amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
than the Australians, British or Americans.
5. Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer
fewer heart attacks than the Australians, British or Americans.

Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently
what kills you.




Narelle Bell


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