You may not know that many non-living items are actually male or female, for
example :
1. Freezer Bags -- They are Male, because they hold
everything in, but you can see right through them.
2. Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it
takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective
reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but
can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
3. Tyres -- Male, because they go bald and are often
over-inflated.
4. Hot Air Balloons -- Male, because, to get them to go
anywhere, you have to light a fire under them, and of
course, there's the hot air part.
5. Sponges -- female because they're soft, squeezable and
retain water.
6. Web Pages -- Female, because they're always getting hit
on.
7. Trains -- Male, because they use the same old lines to
pick people up.
8. Egg Timers -- Female, because over time, the weight
shifts to the bottom.
9. Hammers -- Male, because they haven't changed much over
the last 5,000 years, but handy to have around.
10. The Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd
be male. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure,
he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always
know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.


Narelle Bell


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