WORDS THAT REALLY SHOULD EXIST (part 1)
Abracadabbler: an amateur magician.
Badaptation: a bad movie version of a good book.
Carbage: the trash found in your automobile.
Dadicated: being the best father you can be.
Ecrastinate: checking your e-mail just one more time in the hopes you'll have
something to read or write and not have to do any work. says, "guilty!" (Mark)
Faddict: someone who has to try every new trend that comes along.
Gabberflasted: the state of being speechless due to someone else talking too
much.
Hackchoo: when you sneeze and cough at the same time.

letter to the editor in last week's Australian:
"The Cole Inquiry has to separate the wheat from the chaff because the AWB
couldn't see the wood for the trucking fees."

If masochists like to torture themselves, wouldn't they do it best by not
torturing themselves?
If you get cheated by the better business bureau, who do you complain to?
If you're in hell, and are mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? If love
is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill herself, is it
considered a hostage situation?
If the cops arrest a mime, do they have to tell him he has the right to remain
silent?
If you spend your day doing nothing, how do you know when you're done?


Narelle Bell


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