Tabea Rudolph, 26, Stuttgart

There are problems in the woods. The animals of the forest are always
drunk, so the fox decides to ban alcohol. The following day, the fox
spies a rabbit hanging out of a tree, clearly wasted. The fox ticks
him off, and carries on his way. But the next day he sees the rabbit
drunk again, and gives him a final warning. The next day, the fox does
his rounds and there's no sign of the rabbit, but he notices a straw
sticking out of a stream. Wondering what it is, the fox scoops it out,
only to find a very drunk rabbit on the other end of it. "How many
times do I have to tell you that animals of the forest aren't allowed
alcohol?" says the Fox. "We fishes don't give a toss what the animals
of the forest aren't allowed to do," says the rabbit

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