Narelle Bell



>Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner...who lives with
a female roommate Maria... During the course of the meal, his mother
couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate was. She had long
been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only
made her more curious.
>
>Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate
than met the eye.
>
>Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must
be thinking, but I assure you, Maria and I are just roommates."
>
>About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl.
You don't suppose she took it, do you?
>
>"Well, I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her, just to be sure." So he sat down
and wrote:
>
>Dear Momma,
>
>I'm not saying that you 'did' take the sugar bowl from my house, I'm not
saying that you 'did not' take it. But the fact remains that it has been
missing ever since you were here for dinner.
>
>Love, Anthony
>
>Several days later, Anthony received a response e-mail from his
>Momma which read:
>
>Dear Son,
>
>I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Maria, and I'm not saying that
you 'do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was
sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
>
>Love, Momma
>
>
>
>Lesson: Never lie to your Momma
>
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