* Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.
* A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
* My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it's just
kiln time.
* Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
* I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong
way.
* A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your
mother.
* A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
* Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.
* Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
* Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
* Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
* Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
* A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
* When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your
imagination.
* Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.


Narelle Bell



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