1. Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know
the batteries are getting weak?
2. Why do banks charge a fee on insufficient funds when
they already know you're broke?
3. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four
billion stars, yet double-check when you say the paint
is wet?
4. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
5. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
6. Whose idea was it to put an "s" in the word lisp?
7. Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use
the bubbles are always white?
8. Is there ever a day when mattresses are not on sale?
9. Why won't a plastic bag ever open from the first end you
try?
10. How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?



Narelle Bell



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