"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." - Winston Churchill "A modest little person, with much to be modest about." - Winston...
This is technically what I learnt last month, but since it just came through on an email you could say I have just learnt it Things I've learned from Lee O. ...
If you've learned to speak fluent English, you must be a genius!! ... -- No virus found in this outgoing message. Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.1.394...
Difference Between Women And Men 1. NAMES If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and...
My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I just couldn't...
http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/games/career/html/questions.html example: FROM THE DESK OF THE EVIL HUMAN RESOURCES DIRECTOR: Performance Appraisal for...
i guess i did:) things have come to a pretty pass when you can't have a go at academia without thinking twice hey.... but if you recall there was an amusing...
yay! another poster!!! thanks ah that would be telling:) **************************** fran m __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? ...
Much as I love that story about the gauge of railroads, snopes doesn't seem to think much of it. See <a href="http://www.snopes.com/history/ american/ ...
Didn't you put this as a serious reply to someone recently?? I thought it was funny. Amazing how truth often is...just depends how you look at it. Narelle fran...
this made me laugh when i wrote it, im not sure its actually all that funny but here it is anyway:) heres some things ive learned in library school that might...
that was actually pretty interesting:) ... **************************** frances monaghan __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? ...
ok all and now we know a piece of trivia i am sure we will never need to know!! Subject: Railroads and Rocket Science The US standard railroad gauge (distance...
Sorry no- too far to go. I will be at the NLS though Narelle Jewelly <jewelly66@...> wrote: HI Fran, hmm that doesnt surprise me at all. there is usually...
HI Fran, hmm that doesnt surprise me at all. there is usually a few who post most of the time and the others sit and watch and nod the heads...lol i will try...
greetings jewelly jokes always welcome, narelle and I seem to be the only ones posting them:) cheers fran m - ... **************************** frances monaghan...
HI all just found out about this list as it is in the signature line of Fran M. Thought i would come over and check it out! Cheers Jewelly Curtin Student...
Tabea Rudolph, 26, Stuttgart There are problems in the woods. The animals of the forest are always drunk, so the fox decides to ban alcohol. The following day,...
I am in shape. Round is a shape. Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the...
pencil = wood processor\ an oldie but a goddie:) **************************** frances monaghan __________________________________________________ Do You...
Ramdumbtious: a rowdy, energetic person who's not too bright. Sanktuary: a graveyard for ships. Testimoney: fees paid to expert witnesses. Unbrella: an...
WORDS THAT REALLY SHOULD EXIST (part 2) Iceburg: an uppity, snobbish neighborhood. Jobsolete: a position within a company that no longer exists. Knewlyweds:...
WORDS THAT REALLY SHOULD EXIST (part 1) Abracadabbler: an amateur magician. Badaptation: a bad movie version of a good book. Carbage: the trash found in your...
ANNUAL NEOLOGISM CONTEST Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply...
You may not know that many non-living items are actually male or female, for example : 1. Freezer Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but...
