Irishman : how am i going to measure the height of this ladder? Helpful bystander: lay it on its side and pace it out Irishman: I want to measure its height,...
am i the only one silly enough to spend hours making up fake identities for my myspace? apparently not...theres a fakemyspace paid service that uses pics from...
If you haven't read the latest Warrior Librarian Weekly, here's a wonderful quote: Librarians should not try to compete with search engines, because they're...
i am finally bending to pressure to get a myspace page...anyone else want to join in? details to follow, btw micah your page has been an inspiration:)...
Sounds like an airline I'd love to fly with!!!! Narelle Bell Some are old ones but still funny ... the ... real ... choosing, ... out ... to ... it's ... when ...
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Hey~I am melinda, I Just saw your profile and knew we live in the same city, I am very interested in you. I consider myself outgoing, down-to- earth,very sexy...
well, they made ME laugh, and yes i wrote them:) "My other book is a von Rilke" "Nothing alien is human to me" "Knowledge re-worker" "Im just a singer in a...
oh very good nar, kids are pretty smart arent they i had a good snicker over "If I see stuff on the Internet that makes me uncomfortable, I should tell all my...
http://warriorlibrarian.com/LIBLAUGHS/quiz_answers.html Narelle Bell Send instant messages to your online friends http://au.messenger.yahoo.com [Non-text...
Narelle Bell ... a female roommate Maria... During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate was. She had...
Dear Friend, Please I would like to apply through this letter for your express co-operationand to secure in your position an opportunity to invest and do joint...
The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. A...
Do You Speak Computer-ese? Home is where you hang your @. The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. You can't teach a new mouse old clicks. C:\...
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." - Winston Churchill "A modest little person, with much to be modest about." - Winston...
This is technically what I learnt last month, but since it just came through on an email you could say I have just learnt it Things I've learned from Lee O. ...
If you've learned to speak fluent English, you must be a genius!! ... -- No virus found in this outgoing message. Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.1.394...
Difference Between Women And Men 1. NAMES If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and...
My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I just couldn't...
http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/games/career/html/questions.html example: FROM THE DESK OF THE EVIL HUMAN RESOURCES DIRECTOR: Performance Appraisal for...
this made me laugh when i wrote it, im not sure its actually all that funny but here it is anyway:) heres some things ive learned in library school that might...
Much as I love that story about the gauge of railroads, snopes doesn't seem to think much of it. See <a href="http://www.snopes.com/history/ american/ ...
ok all and now we know a piece of trivia i am sure we will never need to know!! Subject: Railroads and Rocket Science The US standard railroad gauge (distance...
