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Nick Bishop
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The average outer suburban home contains four bedrooms, a kitchen
(often used for eating), an informal dining room (sometimes used for
eating), a formal dining room (rarely used for eating), a lounge room,
a rumpus room, and two bathrooms (because the average suburban bladder
cannot hold on for the time it gets to the single bathroom at the
wrong end of the house, if there was only one). Most homes also have
a six-car garage, because the previous owners had four kids. The
current owner usually lives alone because divorce rates have hit an
all-time high. Each house looks like the next 20 houses in the
street, and takes up the space used by a 100-apartment building in
South Yarra.
Thirty years ago, the outer suburbs were all sheep paddocks, and sheep
don't require public transport. The reason there's still no public
transport there today is that the government treats the outer suburban
residents like sheep.
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