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From: "Lyn Hodkinson" <lynhodkinson53@...>
To: <suntara_paints@...@hotmail.com>;
<allysmith@...>; <luckylips36@...>
Sent: Tuesday, March 01, 2005 8:34 PM
Subject: FW: [OzShow] OT - Two Nuns


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> >From: "Lyn Hodkinson" <LHodkinson@...>
> >To: <lynhodkinson53@...>
> >Subject: FW: [OzShow] OT - Two Nuns
> >Date: Mon, 28 Feb 2005 10:04:10 +1100
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> >
> >Lyn Hodkinson
> >Children's Services Coordinator
> >55518484
> >Email: lhodkinson@...
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> >-----Original Message-----
> >From: Linda Malseed
> >Sent: Monday, 28 February 2005 9:35 AM
> >To: Joyce Bailey; Vicki Onnen; Bernie Ross; Sandra Payne; Bobby
> >Thornton; Raelene Roberts; Julie Hatherall; Murray Young; Nadine
> >Charman; Lyn Hodkinson; Lynne Millard; Annabel Kitchin; Anne O'Keefe
> >Subject: FW: [OzShow] OT - Two Nuns
> >
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> >
> >Two nuns, Sister Marilyn and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe
> >in their car.
> >
> > They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light.
> >
> >Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of
> >the car and hisses through the windshield.
> >
> >"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Marilyn. "What shall we do?"
> >
> >"Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination,"
> >says Sister Helen.
> >
> >Sister Marilyn switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings
> >on and continues hissing at the nuns.
> >
> >"What shall I do now?" she shouts.
> >
> >"Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at the
> >Vatican," says Sister Helen.
> >
> >Sister Marilyn turns on the windshield washer. Dracula screams as the
> >water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the
> >nuns.
> >
> >"Now what?" shouts Sister Marilyn?
> >
> >"Show him your cross," says Sister Helen.
> >
> >"Now you're talking," says Sister Marilyn.
> >
> >She opens the window and shouts, "Get the f**k off the car!"
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