Slowly, he touched the keyboard of his laptop, the screen flickering
in the darkness/just seconds ago, he had clicked on the "Join this
Group" button/and within moments, he had been taken into the secret
virtual lair of this group called "wushurpg"/tentatively, he typed a
word: "Hello"/he gulped down the rest of his drink/too late now; this
was no time for cowards/he continued, typing with two fingers/"Hello.
My name is Norbert G. Matausch, I'm a 35 year-old German, roleplayer
since 1984 and think Wushu is friggin' cool. I just wanted to say hi
to you all and I'm looking forward to being a member of this group."

:)