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  • Dyanne
    The Teacher A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable
    Message 1 of 5 , 19 Jun

      The Teacher

      A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at all. On the first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in school.
      Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as wide as possible and then busied himself with desk work. The classroom became a bit unruly and he admonished them. This happened several times.
      When he would do work at his desk, the strong breeze from the window made his tie flap annoyingly. He kept rearranging and rearranging the tie as the class raised it's level of unruliness.
      Finally, becoming disgusted with the wayward tie, he stood up and took a big stapler off his desk and stapled the tie to his chest in several places.
      Discipline was not a problem from that day forth.


      Dyanne
       

    • Carmen Harris
      Ha!😆 Good morning! Carmen Sent from my iPad On Mon, Jun 19, 2017 at 7:25 AM -0400, Dyanne DavisDyanne@aol.com [DyanneDavisfans]
      Message 2 of 5 , 19 Jun
        Ha!😆 Good morning!

        Carmen
        Sent from my iPad



        On Mon, Jun 19, 2017 at 7:25 AM -0400, "Dyanne DavisDyanne@... [DyanneDavisfans]" <DyanneDavisfans@yahoogroups.com.au> wrote:

         

        The Teacher

        A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at all. On the first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in school.
        Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as wide as possible and then busied himself with desk work. The classroom became a bit unruly and he admonished them. This happened several times.
        When he would do work at his desk, the strong breeze from the window made his tie flap annoyingly. He kept rearranging and rearranging the tie as the class raised it's level of unruliness.
        Finally, becoming disgusted with the wayward tie, he stood up and took a big stapler off his desk and stapled the tie to his chest in several places.
        Discipline was not a problem from that day forth.


        Dyanne
         

      • Dyanne
        Good morning, Carmen Dyanne ... From: Carmen Harris carmen_harris_98@yahoo.com [DyanneDavisfans] To: dyannedavisfans
        Message 3 of 5 , 19 Jun
          Good morning, Carmen


          Dyanne
           



          -----Original Message-----
          From: Carmen Harris carmen_harris_98@... [DyanneDavisfans] <DyanneDavisfans@yahoogroups.com.au>
          To: dyannedavisfans <dyannedavisfans@yahoogroups.com.au>
          Sent: Mon, Jun 19, 2017 6:59 am
          Subject: Re: [DyanneDavisfans] Joke

           
          Ha!😆 Good morning!

          Carmen
          Sent from my iPad



          On Mon, Jun 19, 2017 at 7:25 AM -0400, "Dyanne DavisDyanne@... [DyanneDavisfans]" <DyanneDavisfans@yahoogroups.com.au> wrote:

           

          The Teacher

          A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at all. On the first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in school.
          Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as wide as possible and then busied himself with desk work. The classroom became a bit unruly and he admonished them. This happened several times.
          When he would do work at his desk, the strong breeze from the window made his tie flap annoyingly. He kept rearranging and rearranging the tie as the class raised it's level of unruliness.
          Finally, becoming disgusted with the wayward tie, he stood up and took a big stapler off his desk and stapled the tie to his chest in several places.
          Discipline was not a problem from that day forth.


          Dyanne
           

        • Aretha Wall
          😄 Sent from my iPad
          Message 4 of 5 , 19 Jun
            😄

            Sent from my iPad
          • Dyanne
            LOL. Lynne, you know it took me more than a moment when you use your first name. Dyanne ... From: Aretha Wall alynnewall@yahoo.com [DyanneDavisfans]
            Message 5 of 5 , 19 Jun
              LOL.  Lynne, you know it took me more than a moment when you use your first name.


              Dyanne
               



              -----Original Message-----
              From: Aretha Wall alynnewall@... [DyanneDavisfans] <DyanneDavisfans@yahoogroups.com.au>
              To: DyanneDavisfans <DyanneDavisfans@yahoogroups.com.au>
              Sent: Mon, Jun 19, 2017 12:16 pm
              Subject: [DyanneDavisfans] Re: Joke

               
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              Sent from my iPad
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